Twitterospective 2012

Grey. The color to dye for.

Donate blood? Was the don a vampire or something?

If you float like a butterfly and sting like a bee, you might get swatted.

Proverbs are the tweets of the older generation

Bangalore is interesting despite all the people who bore well.

Sometimes my dreams come true, other times I am awake.

Avian flew? What's so special about that?

Restaurant dish name idea (in keeping with the current trend) : Squid pro quo

Plants that bark become trees.

'Be a sport'? Ok, I choose boxing.

Life comes a full circle every now and then for a hamster

You know a email service is popular when the email IDs start to look like passwords

I live on the EDGE, except when WiFi or 3G network is available.

The White Elephant in the room is Biting the Silver bullet.

Right to bear arms? That is so cruel to the bears.

How much tense could a present tense present if the present tense could present tense.

Email is Post-pwned

I work 24/7 - which is about 3.42 hours.

Breaking: S&P downgrades all AAA batteries to AA.

The tinted glass is always greener on the other side

Biased - Twice the asshole

A pig back of bacon #Spoonerism

Right to bear arms? That is so cruel to the bears.

Mine is not a pot belly, it is a six-pack in training.

In case of emergency, fake class.

A window programmed in #Java will always remain open. Because it is a-jar.

The contest between the cartoonists ended in a Draw.

I think, therefore I am ... a thinker

Kerala 'strike'rs. Apt name for a Kerala team; don't you think. Glad they didn't go for 'Kerala bandhers'