Men are from Mercury, Women are from Pluto?

Wanna know which planet you are from?

How many runs did Yuvraj score in yesterday’s match?
a.) Who is Yuvraj??
b.) India played a match yesterday? Really? Against whom?
c.) Somewhere around 40.
d.) 43. And was out lbw to Hoggard! That was a real dubious decision by Billy Bowden. The ball clearly pitched outside the leg stump blah blah blah....

Algorithm to select your clothes?
a.) Go to Pantaloons check out the collection for a min. of 2 hours, go to Westside another 1 hour, Levis 1 hour and a dozen other shops before you come out victorious. Also decide on spending the next day, shopping for lipstick, sandals and handbag that matches your new clothes.
b.) Take 5 of your friends with you, carefully evaluate their opinion about each of the 10 pieces you try out before deciding
c.) Checkout a dozen, tryout 2 and choose 1
d.) Goto LEE take 5 pairs in 5 minutes, so you don’t have to go shopping for a while

What glues you to the idiot box?

a.) Latest Bollywood songs
b.) All types of songs + sitcoms + soap operas
c.) Sports + English flicks
d.) SPROTS

Mom: "Bring me the red sari from my cupboard dear"
a.) Go to the cupboard look through all her saris, comment on the good ones, ask where she got the green one form, advise her on blue for the party
b.) Goto the cupboard admire her collection and bring her the red Sari
c.) Go to the cupboard and shout “I don’t see any sari here let alone a red one”
d.) “You have a cupboard in this house?”

What is Mauve?
a.) A pale grayed pink-lilac color, I even have a top of that color I bought from Versace
b.) A color. I guess.
c.) Never heard of it
d.) Isn’t he the Steelers’ Full back

Get dressed for your Mary aunty's cousin’s marriage reception
a.) I am going shopping for dress
b.) I can’t be wearing this one. I had put on the same dress for George uncle's brother-in-law's nephew’s marriage!
c.) Where is my favorite pair of jeans
d.) Do I really have to come?

If You got : You are from :

Mostly As => Pluto
Mostly Bs => Venus
Mostly Cs => Mars
Mostly Ds => Mercury

Mostly Es => Time for an eye check-up!

All Martians, Venuscions, Mercurians and Plutonians please maintain calm; please refrain from using your freeze ray/sting ray/death ray guns on me.