My 'Twitrospective' 2011

My 'Twitterospective' 2011:

My salary is like Microsoft's revenue. Most of it is used for paying 'Bill'.
Whenever I go to play billiards, there is always a long cue! #PunIntended
Newspaper: Swine Flu in Mexico. Me: Yeah! and Pigs Fly #punintended

Oxen are smart by default. Because a dim-witted Ox would be a #OxyMoron.
Count down to #newyear on new year's eve is New year eve-teaser?
Deter-Gents. Now you know why men don't like washing.
#SpottedInfrontOfaHotel: "ROOMS, BREAK FAST" it seems. Must be a very fragile hotel.

I miss world. Would make an interesting epitaph for a beauty queen.
Sachin waves the chequered flag to formalise Sebastian's win. If thats not going to raise the brand value of my name, nothing will! #F1 #Win
A guy who does not know how to adress others is a no Noun sense person #PunIntended

My toes are Leg-end-ary
A loot can happen over coffee #CafeCoffeDay
Should I change the AAA batteries to AA on my camera bought from US too? #S&P #Downgrade While playing #angrybirds you can kill two stones with one bird.
The argument that empty vessels make more noise does not hold water.

Nita Ambani should have bought Bangalore franchise in #IPL and named it Bangalo-Re-Lions. No?
An Amazon of books. A cache of currency notes. A clutch of Gears. A host of Servers. #CollectiveNouns


Google has had so much good fortune that even a button on its webpage says its feeling lucky
There. I've broken the Stereo-tape. Oh! You said break the Stereotype?!
A possessive lover is like an assorted box of chocolates. If you love 'Her-she Kisses'; else Mars and then Snickers.
Bow Wow - What you say when you see someone bend and touch his toes.

All people in the Sahara Desert are Well wishers
"Give blood. Save lives" : Moss Kitto #PunIntended
A great Business idea should not Break even in 5 years of technical advancement #Irony

Has anyone dubbed the Amar Singh tapes 'Call Gate' yet? #AmarSingh
I think people working in HCL have to learn BASIC to remain 'neutral'.
I don't understand why the Emperor of Maldives won a Pulitzer! #PulitzerPrize2011

Heading on the North-South direction. Not getting anywhere.
Rains in Bangalore. My Wallet is All-wet
I dont know about Amar Singh's educational qualifications But he seems to be pretty good at CD Doctoring and Social Engineering

Mom says the lemonade she has made is awesome. I will take it with a pinch of salt.
Photo: Author shaking hands with batsmen in full attire. Caption: Bookmaker hand in glove with cricketers. #Samething
Front page news on turtles; No wonder - the news paper is named 'Man or Ama' #MalluPun


If you can handle more of these; my twitter handle is: @sachinsebastian